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 (James Madison and the War of 1812) "Gentlemen, the British have restrained our trade routes, conscripted our sailors into their navy, and now they're supporting the Indians against our settlers in the west. There's clearly only one course of action... Invade Canada!" |  (After Several Tankards, Delegates to The Constitutional Convention Discuss the Separation of Powers) "Okay, the judiciary shall have the power of flight but not invisibility, which shall belong to the executive branch; and the legislative shall have the power to read minds and shape shift during a full moon." |  "Guard! Order those people to stop talking! We're trying to write the First Amendment up here!" |  (The Reformation Began In The 16th Century After Martin Luther Nailed His 95 Theses On The Door Of The Palast Church In Wittenberg Germany) (95 Theses are nailed to the door. 95 Theses are there. If one of these Theses should happen to fall, 94 Theses are nailed to the wall. 94 Theses are nailed to the door, 94 Theses are there. If one of these...) |
 "And believe it or not, children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here." |  "Excuse me, Prime Minister Chamberlain. It appears Germany has just invaded Poland. Perhaps you'd like to read the official notice while I finish framing the Munich Agreement for you." |  "Remember everyone, we're re-enacting the Battle of Chickamauga. Using your cell phones would be totally inappropriate! The Union soldiers would never get service this far south." |  (One of the great battles of the Civil War ... The Battle of Ft. Stuckey) |