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"And believe it or not, children, some of your ancestors could be related to this fellow right here."
"Excuse me, Prime Minister Chamberlain. It appears Germany has just invaded Poland. Perhaps you'd like to read the official notice while I finish framing the Munich Agreement for you."
"Remember everyone, we're re-enacting the Battle of Chickamauga. Using your cell phones would be totally inappropriate! The Union soldiers would never get service this far south."
(Einstein Working On One Of His Concepts Of Time - the "Good Time".)
"I love this time of year when the organic chemistry students start exploring new and exciting ways for bonding carbon atoms."
"Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..."
(In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.)
"Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face."