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 "Excuse me, Prime Minister Chamberlain. It appears Germany has just invaded Poland. Perhaps you'd like to read the official notice while I finish framing the Munich Agreement for you." |  "Remember everyone, we're re-enacting the Battle of Chickamauga. Using your cell phones would be totally inappropriate! The Union soldiers would never get service this far south." |  (One of the great battles of the Civil War ... The Battle of Ft. Stuckey) |  "I love this time of year when the organic chemistry students start exploring new and exciting ways for bonding carbon atoms." |
 "Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..." |  (In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.) |  "Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face." |  (Lesser known gods of ancient Egypt - Cheers - God of Hangovers - You and your buddies fermenting barley again? - Anorex - God of Dieting - Does this Kalasirius make me look fat? - Hilarius - God of Stand-Up Comedy - C'mon folks. My cousin the embalmer gets more laughs than this.) |