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(By virtue of a single word, did Eleanor inspire FDR to create the New Deal.) "Gin!"
(George Washington: Father of the Country and first US President. Originator of the White House Cabinet; established Congress's right to tax US citizens and re-wrote existing boating regulations to increase the number of people allowable in a row boat from 5 to 12.)
(James Madison and the War of 1812) "Gentlemen, the British have restrained our trade routes, conscripted our sailors into their navy, and now they're supporting the Indians against our settlers in the west. There's clearly only one course of action... Invade Canada!"
(Extra Virgin Olive Oil: Ancient Attempts) "Okay bring in the extra virgin."
(At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!"
"I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic."
"Mr. President, the Confederate army is missing in Virginia, several more of our officers have defected to the South, oh, and bad news - Mrs. Lincoln's redesigned tea service won't be here until Friday."
("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)