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(At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!"
"I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic."
"Mr. President, the Confederate army is missing in Virginia, several more of our officers have defected to the South, oh, and bad news - Mrs. Lincoln's redesigned tea service won't be here until Friday."
("Stonewall" Jackson - Confederate general who led his troops to victory at Bull Run. - "Beast" Butler - Union Army general who held the occupation of Baltimore and New Orleans. - "Sneeze shield" Polk - Union general victorious at The Battle at Cracker Barrel's Salad Bar.)
(Popular Civil War Eatery - Hard Tack Cafe)
(Einstein Working On One Of His Concepts Of Time - the "Good Time".)
"I love this time of year when the organic chemistry students start exploring new and exciting ways for bonding carbon atoms."
"Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..."