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 "Living on the Nile is wonderful. It brings us water, it brings us mud for bricks, it brings us fish, it brings us green pastures ..." |  (In ancient Egypt, only noblemen drove horse drawn chariots. Farmers were forced to use more plentiful animals.) |  "Remember, he's known as the "Catfish King," but never call him that to his face." |  (Lesser known gods of ancient Egypt - Cheers - God of Hangovers - You and your buddies fermenting barley again? - Anorex - God of Dieting - Does this Kalasirius make me look fat? - Hilarius - God of Stand-Up Comedy - C'mon folks. My cousin the embalmer gets more laughs than this.) |
 (At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?" |  "Well, that was just terrific! We pull up to shore, announce that we're Minoans bearing the framework for civilization, and you start eating hummus with your fingers." |  "Okay, we've invented democracy, philosophy, and astrology. Now, Hilladius, you're working on something called pole dancing ...?" |  (Extra Virgin Olive Oil: Ancient Attempts) "Okay bring in the extra virgin." |