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 (At Home With Zeus) "You know I wish you'd be more careful about where you leave these things laying around!" |  "I'm just saying, if we're able to make all these advancements in engineering, architecture, and the sciences, you'd think someone would find a way of putting pockets in a tunic." |  (Why it took 15 years to deploy the x-ray telescope - Carry on luggage must fit through here) "Dang! Still too bulky!" |  "Your formula for a carbohydrate is close, but not entirely accurate. I'm pretty sure carbohydrates consist of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, sour cream and bacon bits." |
 (Ironically, the last thing Prof. Caruthers remembered was explaining how energy is produced when molecules collide.) |  (Louis Philbin discovers the jerk gene.) "Hey Crawford, there's something interesting here in this analysis of your DNA". "Get outta da way and let me look. You ain't found nuttin'. Your data's all screwy! Dat's why your called Screwy Louie." |  "Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking." |  "Never ask a retired Archaeologist to go find something in the basement." |