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(At the Embalmers' Workshop) "Wait a minute - if this jar's supposed to hold the body's liver, what's your lunch doing in it?"
"Well, that was just terrific! We pull up to shore, announce that we're Minoans bearing the framework for civilization, and you start eating hummus with your fingers."
"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."
"Never ask a retired Archaeologist to go find something in the basement."
"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and then eaten."
"Paul, turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."
(Why it took 15 years to deploy the x-ray telescope - Carry on luggage must fit through here) "Dang! Still too bulky!"
"Your formula for a carbohydrate is close, but not entirely accurate. I'm pretty sure carbohydrates consist of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, sour cream and bacon bits."