 "We need to pimp our storage system." |  (Annals Of Wearable Computing -Women's Lingerie) "Do you have something with more bandwidth?" |  "So, someone's using your credit card info to buy stylish clothes, opera tickets and exercise equipment. In what way would this qualify as identity theft?" |  (The Annals of Wearable Computing - Data Storage Shoes) " I'll be right there. I just need to do a core dump into my shoe first." |