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 "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |  "Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?" |  (Edward Played A Mean Violin) "Your nose is too big, and your ears are grotesque." |  "Okay, We're approaching some swimmers. Start playing the notes, E and F in the lower register. Slow at first, gradually picking up tempo." |
 "Does anyone else feel the flute and cello part is a bit too appassionato?" |  "Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention." |  (Porky And Bess) "B'da b'dab'dab'-Bess, you is my woman m'nam'nam'nam'nam' now |  "This organ has a number of stops in it." "That's okay, so does my playing." |