Cartoon Gallery
« Previous 449 - 456 of 1110 Next »
 "Denise is a natural at helping me with the lyrics. She's been finishing my sentences for over 20 years anyway." |  "I can let you have this one for $50, no strings attached." |  "Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit." |  "Okay, did you feel that rhythm on the way down? That's the syncopation I'm looking for." |
 (Early Man Discovers the B flat 7 plus 11 Log.) "Oh , this change everything." |  "Okay, We're approaching some swimmers. Start playing the notes, E and F in the lower register. Slow at first, gradually picking up tempo." |  "Does anyone else feel the flute and cello part is a bit too appassionato?" |  "Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention." |