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 "Does anyone else feel the flute and cello part is a bit too appassionato?" |  "Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention." |  (Porky And Bess) "B'da b'dab'dab'-Bess, you is my woman m'nam'nam'nam'nam' now |  "This organ has a number of stops in it." "That's okay, so does my playing." |
 "This piece comes with accidentals already in it? You mean I don't produce enough on my own?" |  "You still sound a little flat." |  "Gee thanks, but I don't think a gingham neck cozy and a peg board bonnet really go with the rest of my guitar."
|  "Sheldon, I'm leaving you. I'm moving in with your best friend and I'm taking the furniture, the car and the dog. Maybe this will help you finally learn all those minor chords on your guitar." |