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 "This position is good for reaching inner calm, mental clarity, and things that roll behind the refrigerator." |  "You the couple interested in adopting a German Shepherd?" |  "Okay, the fish seemed to be having digestive problems, so how many Alka-Seltzers did you add to their water?" |  "I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair." |
 "Hey - that's a record! Honey, I just clocked the ferret at 28 mph coming through the living room!" |  "We keep her diet high in protein, high in nutrients and high off the floor behind a locked door." |  "I'm not sure I can live up to my workout clothes." |  "No, Dave isn't big on exercise. About once every three years we take him to the doctor's and have his pores surgically opened." |