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 "I've been working over 80 hours a week for the past two years preparing for retirement, and it hasn't bothered me OR my wife, what's-her-name." |  "It's really quite an entertaining piece of software. There's rollercoaster action, suspense and drama, where skill and strategy are matched against winning and losing. And I thought managing our budget would be dull." |  "That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college." |  "You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners." |
 "Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate |  "I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen." |  "Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months." |  "My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this." |