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 "That reminds me. I have to figure out how to save for retirement and send these two to college." |  "You may want to talk to Phil - he's one of our more aggressive financial planners." |  "Hey Luke- I was just thinking - why don't we try investing some of the stolen loot in some mutual funds, bonds, maybe check out some international fund, or real estate |  "I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen." |
 "Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months." |  "My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this." |  "My God! That's my fund manager!" |  "Choosing the right mutual fund is like choosing the right hat. You find one that fits you best and then you stick with it." |