 "Oh Martin, you scared me half to death! Next time let me know when you're picking a new stock." |  "The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio." |  "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend. |