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 "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend. |  (HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use." |  (SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp." |
 "The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every |  "It's surprising considering his portfolio is so conservative." |  (Defining your investment risk with the Toast retrieving Risk tolerance test.) |  "Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida." |