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 "Sell." |  "I told Julian to take our money to Rappenship's and put it in to a good company. You want to mail your life savings to Procter and Gamble?" |  "Oh Martin, you scared me half to death! Next time let me know when you're picking a new stock." |  "The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio." |
 "I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too." |  I think I have a pretty good savings plan. I plan to save 15 percent on a Rolex watch this weekend. |  (HandBaskets to Hell) "I tried to find something the whole world could use." |  (SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp." |