Family & Relationships Cartoons

"I know Facebook is great and you want to be a part of it. But your'e my mom -you can't be my friend."

"You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek."

"Oh, great - another brain!"

"Even the doctors were surprised at how involved you were in there. specially right near the end when you turned on the cd of the 'William Tell Overture'."

(Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...)

"Normally, things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"The nice thing about having kids at our age is that we've nearly got the same nap schedule."

"Well, it's a real tussle for the bouquet down there, but it looks like cousin Judy's got it. No, now the shark has it ..."

(OB GYN office) "I may not know anything about genetics, but I know that I'm overdue and it's your side of the family that's always late for family functions."

"I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention."