Family & Relationships Cartoons

"I know Facebook is great and you want to be a part of it. But your'e my mom -you can't be my friend."

"You're a great geek, Martin. You're just not my geek."

"Oh, great - another brain!"

"Well, it's a real tussle for the bouquet down there, but it looks like cousin Judy's got it. No, now the shark has it ..."

(OB GYN office) "I may not know anything about genetics, but I know that I'm overdue and it's your side of the family that's always late for family functions."

"I knew they were writing their own vows, but I expected quotes from Robert Frost poems, not the Geneva convention."

"Infertility hasn't been a problem for Ted and me. In fact, quite the opposite. We don't even hang our clothes in the same closet anymore."

"When I asked you to put on some mood music, 'On Wisconsin' wasn't the mood I was going for."

"It's an agreement Arthur and I made - he agrees to stay home from the gym 2 nights a week, and I guarantee that he'll still burn over 300 calories each night."

Parental Training Course - Some Course Highlights - 1) Driving from Idaho to Louisiana in a sub-compact vehicle with a pack of wild dingos in the back seat. 2) Leading a bull safely through a china shop - using voice commands ONLY! 3) Meticulously grooming a flock of feeding vultures in less than 60 seconds using only a wet kleenex.