Family & Relationships Cartoons

"It's an agreement Arthur and I made - he agrees to stay home from the gym 2 nights a week, and I guarantee that he'll still burn over 300 calories each night."

Parental Training Course - Some Course Highlights - 1) Driving from Idaho to Louisiana in a sub-compact vehicle with a pack of wild dingos in the back seat. 2) Leading a bull safely through a china shop - using voice commands ONLY! 3) Meticulously grooming a flock of feeding vultures in less than 60 seconds using only a wet kleenex.

"It was the only tent they could get on such short notice. Just watch your step around the trapeze rigging."

"I really think it's a boy. Why else would I turn off 'Masterpiece Theater' to hog the remote through a two-hour 'Wrestlemania'?"

"That's a telecast of parade balloons used in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Your ultrasound images are over here."

"I heard it was good to use humor when you're having an argument."

"Even the doctors were surprised at how involved you were in there. specially right near the end when you turned on the cd of the 'William Tell Overture'."

(Your Child's Fantasy Restaurant) I'll start with the bologna and Cocoa Puffs, Fruit Roll-Ups, and a bowl of French Jelly soup. ...)

"I don't know, Mona - sometimes I get the feeling you're afraid to get close."

(Initial meetings between adoptive parents and birthparents can be awkward) Dang! Another pregnant pause!