Family & Relationships Cartoons

"I was so into my charts that one day she came in and told me she was running away with the pool boy. Now there's a trend I didn't see coming."

"I know you're passionate about your fundraising, but I wish you wouldn't refer to my family as your donor-in-laws."

"Coming out of bankruptcy, I can say I learned my lesson - don't spend what your relatives don't have."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"The key to profitability is selling accessories. We sell tons of dark glasses to parents who don't want to be recognized."