Family & Relationships Cartoons

"My analyst said I should channel the emotions of my divorce into an activity or pastime. Matador comes to mind."

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

"Okay, the lawn chair seemed to quiet him down, but don't go anywhere with that ladder."

"I'm looking for someone who will love me for who I think I am."

"Our decision to adopt is based firmly on our desire to parent, our belief in the adoption process, and our commitment to building a family. Of course, it takes the embarrassment out of riding the 'Wild Teacups' at the amusement park too."

"I don't know if we had irreconcilable differences or not. We never talk."

"We're going to stick to a more traditional name for the baby - 'Chuckles', 'Zippy', something like that."

"I don't know about the perfume or the dress, but the duck call is working wonders."

"Your baby's fussiness, whining, and general discontent isn't anything to worry about. It should clear up on its own in about 18 years."

"How can you not feel confident? You're wearing Versace sunglasses, a Tommy Hilfiger sweater, Calvin Klein jeans, and Michael Jordan gym shoes. Now go on out there and just be yourself."