Investing Cartoons

"A lot of times he just licks salt off the screen, but once in a while he spots a trending stock."

"I like the faster pace of swing trading. It shortens the agony/ecstasy cycle."

(Early Investors Tracking A Stock)

"Looks like the market's about to take a downturn."

"I take it your stocks are still trading high on the 'yawn' index."

"My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this."

"Choosing the right mutual fund is like choosing the right hat. You find one that fits you best and then you stick with it."

"Oh, look! Mr. Peepers just picked the very same mutual funds your investment software did."

"Perhaps you'd like to buy these magic beans, or this charm that will give you good luck, or this stock that promises a 200% return on your investment in less than 18 months."

"My God! That's my fund manager!"