Investing Cartoons

"She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk."

"Looks like another new exotic investment strategy to me."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter."

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."

"I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again."

"I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with."

(Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"I'm not sure Randall is a good long term investor. He uses the word, 'historically' to describe the last 4 hours."

(Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities)