Investing Cartoons

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"No, day trading hasn't interfered with my regular practice at all. In fact, I'm preparing to make a trade now."

"I've brought in Tom, Denise, and Kyle, to talk about our REIT, Bond and metal ETFs respectively."

"Eat your cereal. Your father's heavily invested in grain."

"I get all excited over a green trendline and then find out you've been flossing in front of the monitor again."

"I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with."

(Salad Bars) "It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"I'm not sure Randall is a good long term investor. He uses the word, 'historically' to describe the last 4 hours."

"When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter."

(Locally grown stocks - Farm fresh CDs - Free range annuities)