Investing Cartoons

(Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice."

"I read about investing in a company called UniHandle Ohio, but I'm uneasy about a stock that's listed on the NASDAQ as UhOh."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks."

(4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.)

"Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy."

"Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest."

"She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk."

"Looks like another new exotic investment strategy to me."

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."