Investing Cartoons

"My portfolio's gonna take a hit for this."

"Oh Martin, you scared me half to death! Next time let me know when you're picking a new stock."

"I'm not sure - I like the mutual funds with rotating dollar signs, although the dancing stocks and bonds look good too."

"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every

"Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida."

"I told Julian to take our money to Rappenship's and put it in to a good company. You want to mail your life savings to Procter and Gamble?"

"The first thing you should know about investing online is that when you see the exploding bomb icon appear, it's just your browser crashing - not your portfolio."

(SMASHO) "I'm a market timing investor, Doug. This keeps me sharp."

(Defining your investment risk with the Toast retrieving Risk tolerance test.)

"Sell."