Home Cartoons

"My suggestion would be to cover it with a bush and hope no one notices."

"When we bought it 5 years ago the mortgage payments seemed huge. But we got used to it. Please, pull up an orange crate and make yourself comfortable."

"Seriously - why always a black bat cave? Why not a mauve bat cave? Or an egg shell bat cave? We could do a wallpaper wainscoting in contrasting stripes

"OK, OK! You drive hard bargain. Me throw in washing machine."

"I'm not sure this entirely justifies the 'water view' increase in your selling price."

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

"The paperwork for your mortgage seems to be in order. Now, if we can tap a vein for your signature we'll be all set."

"I think I fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak in to the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"Before you begin your home staging consultation, let me say one thing, because I know what you're thinking, and we already plan on getting rid of that hideous lamp."

"You did an excellent job, Dave. But two months seems a long time to paint the bathroom."