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"I'd like to invest in some commercial real estate, but this one comes with more risk than I'm comfortable with."

"One of the things we do to conserve energy in the house is to make sure all the lights are turned off before we go to bed."

"I've never seen a home this green, Mr. Edmund. As far as I can see, the paint's not flaking, your house is pollinating."

(Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

(For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?"

"We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen."

"I think Philip was inspired by our trip last year touring the Great Gothic Decks of Europe."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th Street."

"I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent."

"Well, you've just gone over the line in breaking the no pets, no smokers clause in the rental agreement, Mr. Crawford."