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"I think Philip was inspired by our trip last year touring the Great Gothic Decks of Europe."

(When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

"Of course, when we landscape the place we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway."

"I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required."

"I'd like to invest in some commercial real estate, but this one comes with more risk than I'm comfortable with."

"I'm going over your figures, you calculated your rental property has depreciated 9 percent over the year. However, by trying to do your own taxes, we've calculated your brain has depreciated by nearly 72 percent."

"Well, you've just gone over the line in breaking the no pets, no smokers clause in the rental agreement, Mr. Crawford."

"Don't worry, Mrs. Morse. As soon as the plumber's done patching the roof I'll have him call the electrician to finish wallpapering the dining room."