Home Cartoons

"Before you begin your home staging consultation, let me say one thing, because I know what you're thinking, and we already plan on getting rid of that hideous lamp."

"You did an excellent job, Dave. But two months seems a long time to paint the bathroom."

"I love how you've handled the lighting in here."

"The terms of our refinancing gave us a little extra cash to build an add-on to the back of the house."

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle fixtures on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

"Neither one of us wanted a silo on the new master suite, but things like this can happen when you don't clean the coffee rings off your building plans."

"I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?"

"No, my 5-year old painted the landscape. The other one is a valuable example of neo-urban-impressionism."