Home Cartoons

"I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Chuckles, but the only thing you seem qualified for is a balloon loan."

"I don't know why we're building a family room when this seems to be the room we all want to congregate in."

"What makes you think your foundation is sinking? Well, for one thing, we're standing on the third floor balcony."

"Well, I inspected the house, and the trap doors, secret passages, and subterranean dungeon are all okay, but I'd look into caulking around the snake pit."

Can you explain your loan program again, this time without using the phrase, 'yada,yada,yadda?' "

(When It Came To Finding And Fixing A Distressed Property, No One Came More Qualified Than Eric Mantool - The House Whisperer) "You're not a bad house

"What if we put the solid granite Jacuzzi on the first floor?"

"Of course, when we landscape the place we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Look, once and for all you two have to decide on where you want the house site so we can finish putting in this driveway."

"I'm well aware that we ask for a lot from our home mortgage applicants, Mr. Harvey. However, sarcasm is rarely required."