Home Cartoons

"I like the marble vanity and the wall sconces, but I think the Eurostyle fixtures on the whirlpool take away some of its simple country charm."

"Neither one of us wanted a silo on the new master suite, but things like this can happen when you don't clean the coffee rings off your building plans."

"I bought a software program that should help us monitor and control our spending habits, and while I was there, I picked up a few new games, a couple of screen savers, 4 new mousepads, this nifty pullout keyboard cradle

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Let's see if we can determine your capacity for assuming risk. Now, how familiar are you with snake handling?"

"I've never seen a home this green, Mr. Edmund. As far as I can see, the paint's not flaking, your house is pollinating."

(Kerm Bros. Service Station) "Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plungers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

(For Sale) "Before we go in, let me ask you - do you like to bowl?"

"We're gonna be late with the play room. The fellas started horsin' around on break and now they're into Act II of "Peer Gynt," and you know, you just don't rush Ibsen."

"I think Philip was inspired by our trip last year touring the Great Gothic Decks of Europe."