Music Cartoons

"First you play a G7 diminished chord followed by an augmented 9th chord, then a perverted 32nd chord ending with a mangled 11th chord with a recovering 3rd."

"Very nice audition, Vince. Let's talk a minute about that little thing you do at the end with the microphone."

"I can let you have this one for $50, no strings attached."

"Hey Ed, wanna hear me play 'the shower scene from Psycho,' again?"

(Harriet's First Gig) "C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"

"Apparently, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart had a younger brother named Dizzy Mozart, who was also a composer. Here's a symphony he wrote called, 'It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That Vienna Symphony Orchestra.' "

"Okay, this time try not to take such a deep breath."

"Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention."

(The Early Years Of Elevator Jazz)

"This organ has a number of stops in it." "That's okay, so does my playing."