Music Cartoons

"Okay, this time try not to take such a deep breath."

"Denise is a natural at helping me with the lyrics. She's been finishing my sentences for over 20 years anyway."

"Try this bow. The horsehairs came from a Triple Crown winner, so you may tend to rush the tempo a bit."

"Normally, a cross-hand technique is used for reaching upper register notes. But what you're doing is fine, as long as it doesn't hurt."

(Edward Played A Mean Violin) "Your nose is too big, and your ears are grotesque."

"First you play a G7 diminished chord followed by an augmented 9th chord, then a perverted 32nd chord ending with a mangled 11th chord with a recovering 3rd."

"Very nice audition, Vince. Let's talk a minute about that little thing you do at the end with the microphone."

(Porky And Bess) "B'da b'dab'dab'-Bess, you is my woman m'nam'nam'nam'nam' now

(Jazz Groups to Avoid.The Modern Saw Quartette, Jazz Fusion Group: Return to Whatever, The Balloon Jazz Orchestra)

"This piece comes with accidentals already in it? You mean I don't produce enough on my own?"