Music Cartoons

"Does anyone else feel the flute and cello part is a bit too appassionato?"

"I don't know who they are or where they come from, but they start showing up every time David plays his harmonica."

(Porky And Bess) "B'da b'dab'dab'-Bess, you is my woman m'nam'nam'nam'nam' now

(Jazz Groups to Avoid.The Modern Saw Quartette, Jazz Fusion Group: Return to Whatever, The Balloon Jazz Orchestra)

"This piece comes with accidentals already in it? You mean I don't produce enough on my own?"

"Okay, did you feel that rhythm on the way down? That's the syncopation I'm looking for."

"You still sound a little flat."

"Okay, We're approaching some swimmers. Start playing the notes, E and F in the lower register. Slow at first, gradually picking up tempo."

"Sheldon, I'm leaving you. I'm moving in with your best friend and I'm taking the furniture, the car and the dog. Maybe this will help you finally learn all those minor chords on your guitar."

"Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention."