Music Cartoons

"That's the third time tonight that's happened. They start out playing the blues, but by the end, everyone's playing a polka. I blame the new bass player from Milwaukee."

"Where's the audience track? You know, where I can put in coughs, throat clears and drink orders?"

"Prozac may have saved his life, but it's killing his blues career."

"I told you to be careful around the snare drums."

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

"Why can't you play guitar like everyone else?"

(The Academy of St. Martin-on-a-Budget orchestra performs The 1812 Overture) "Get another bag ready, quick."

"...and on bass guitar is Vic Strangelove who learned his instrument sitting in his dad's recliner."

"Well, shoot! This happens every time Walt Plays that intense walking bass line!"

"To be fair, the people at the kennel said he likes to play, not that he was playful."