Music Cartoons

"This organ has a number of stops in it." "That's okay, so does my playing."

(Memorable Jam sessions: The night Charlie Parker asked Spike Jones to sit in on Ah-Ooogah horn.)

(On July 9th, 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began duck walking through the adagio section of Bach's Suite for Guitar.)

"Yes, we are going to hear Pachelbel's Canon next, but maybe I should explain

"That's the third time tonight that's happened. They start out playing the blues, but by the end, everyone's playing a polka. I blame the new bass player from Milwaukee."

"Where's the audience track? You know, where I can put in coughs, throat clears and drink orders?"

"Prozac may have saved his life, but it's killing his blues career."

"I told you to be careful around the snare drums."

"We'd like to continue with a sonata for violin, cello, and hobo."

"Why can't you play guitar like everyone else?"