Music Cartoons

"Well, that's the last time we hire a high soprano to sing at the glassblower's convention."

(The Early Years Of Elevator Jazz)

"Kid down here is practicing his drums

(Classical, Handel - Water Music)

(On July 9th, 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began duck walking through the adagio section of Bach's Suite for Guitar.)

"Yes, we are going to hear Pachelbel's Canon next, but maybe I should explain

"That's the third time tonight that's happened. They start out playing the blues, but by the end, everyone's playing a polka. I blame the new bass player from Milwaukee."

"Where's the audience track? You know, where I can put in coughs, throat clears and drink orders?"

"Prozac may have saved his life, but it's killing his blues career."

"I told you to be careful around the snare drums."