 "You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say, can and will, be used against you." "Hey you guys, shut up! Listen to the way Hensen does this it's beautiful." |  "This next poem is called, 'Never Try To Milk A Bull.'" |  "I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown? |  "Yes, I think I can consider myself a published poet. I submitted all of my personal ads in the form of Haiku". |