 "I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings." |  (Corporate Anthropologists) "Okay, the group's being approached by a mature brownnose." |  "I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary." |  "So, how long have you been in Ghana studying the apes?" |