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"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."
"Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest."
"Annuities? Equity Income? Tax-free Municipals? I say we stick the money in the ground like always, and then feed this guy to the sharks."
(Warren Buffet ate here.) "It hasn't helped me sell more hot dogs, but I've had several inquiries for investment advice."
(4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.)
"...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!"
"We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?"
(Fundraising Dinner) "Does the check writing pen go above the dessert spoon or next to the salad fork?"