 (4 food franchises to avoid investing in. International House of Broccoli, Squid-on-a-Stick, Liverland, McOffals.) |  "...and don't tell me I'm not being frugal enough. I hired a man last week to do nothing but clip coupons!" |  "We're trying to save money by buying in bulk. Caviar?" |  (Fundraising Dinner) "Does the check writing pen go above the dessert spoon or next to the salad fork?" |