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 (Volunteer Corp.) "I'm gonna need help changing this tire. Do I have any volunteers?" |  "We want to thank you for this generous donation, however, the board is reluctant to grant your request that the new research center be in your name. I'm sure you can understand, Mr. Hairbrane." |  "That's very innovative of the Girl Scouts, but I'm just not interested in buying a box of Girl Scout cigars." |  "Robin, some of the men thought our mission statement, 'Steal from the rich. Give to the poor.', didn't quite cover it, and would like to include 'Forest Conservation, Wilderness Survival, the Advancement of Recreational Archery, Ambushing Techniques, Bird Watching...'" |
 "Tell the Community Recycling Initiative that I've received their fundraising letter." |  "Do I recommend a hedge fund strategy? Let me put it to you this way: I'm a strict Catholic who goes to Temple every Saturday, so 'yes,' I would recommend a hedge fund strategy." |  "I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac." |  "Being Dracula's slave didn't pay much, but Renfield always found extra money to invest." |