 "She had a great first week day trading. We're hoping for another so she can buy the matching desk." |  "I think this is an economic strategy that everyone can get behind. It's high in unemployment, high in inflation, but low in carbohydrates." |  "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |  "Our plan is to pay off the rest of it when we pay off our college loan." |