 (Fundraising Dinner) "Does the check writing pen go above the dessert spoon or next to the salad fork?" |  "The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet." |  "I've always used historical data analysis to rebalance my assets, but lately it's been pretty much hysterical data analysis that I've been working with." |  "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |