 "When you asked me to advise you on investing your nest egg, I assumed you were speaking figuratively, Mr. Bunter." |  "My daughter's college education is costing me an arm and a leg and over 60 noses a year." |  "Our plan is to pay off the rest of it when we pay off our college loan." |  "Oh, her? That's Ms. Lamont, our plan administrator. She's going to help me determine your eligibility in our 401(k) plan." |