 (Defining your investment risk with the Toast retrieving Risk tolerance test.) |  "Of course I could never afford a shoe this size if I weren't collecting rents from a tennis shoe across town and two espadrilles in Florida." |  (Good money after bad.) "I opened with a big sale on 'closed' signs and no one came in. I decided to add some 'keep out' signs but still no one came in. But now I'm going to invest in some 'Bio Hazard' signs -throw them in the window and see what happens." |  "I know you're passionate about your fundraising, but I wish you wouldn't refer to my family as your donor-in-laws." |