 "Betty - don't you dare use this as an excuse to lose concentration!" |  "I thought she was counting tricks too, until she started snoring." |  "Add some interest to the shot by putting the partridge in the foreground." |  "And how many times has this happened to you? You land in a nice secluded spot, get out to take a picture, and a couple of yahoos in a pickup truck wander into frame?" |