Health Cartoons

"Stan's taken salmon pills for his arthritis. Other than an urge to swim upstream each Fall, he hasn't experienced any side effects."

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"So where did you learn about acupuncture, Doc?" "In a bar, actually."

"It's just a little device I u"se to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey's spine before he'll carve it."

"Penicillin? I'm sorry - I don't practice alternative medicine."

(Watch your head - Biofeedback clinic)

(Beware of Dog) "A lot of the anger I expressed in the past was inappropriate and I want to apologize. I'm in anger therapy now, but I've only just begun, so make it snappy."

"I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket."

"I've tried Ayurveda, meditation, and aromatherapy but nothing seems to work. I'm still feeling nauseous and disoriented all day."