Health Cartoons

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"You can kiss me all you want, but I still don't think it's going to cure my CFS."

"I think my energy centers are well balanced. I keep my pager on my belt, my cell phone in my right pocket, and my palmtop computer in my inside left breast pocket."

"I've tried Ayurveda, meditation, and aromatherapy but nothing seems to work. I'm still feeling nauseous and disoriented all day."

"Sneezy? Dopey? Sleepy? Grumpy? I take it no one here's ever heard of homeopathy?"

(Origins of Anger) "So much of what we know is still theoretical."

"So where did you learn about acupuncture, Doc?" "In a bar, actually."

"It's just a little device I u"se to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey's spine before he'll carve it."

"Penicillin? I'm sorry - I don't practice alternative medicine."