Health Cartoons

(Tunnel Of Love) "Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles, and a tricuspid valve that looks deformed. Once we get it patched up, you'll be on your way."

"Heartburn? I like the medication that shows 2 people in a rowboat having a picnic, but Cliff likes the one with 2 people on Roman holiday eating lasagna."

(Food Allergy Testing For Clowns) "Well, you're not allergic to banana cream

"Skunkweed has excellent preventative properties. It prevents guys from getting too close to me on first dates."

"Well, everything turned out perfect! Scarecrow has a brain, the lion found his courage, and the Tin Man got a harp."

"Sometimes a tightness in the chest can be a sign of high blood pressure. In your husband's case, however, I just loosened his belt a little."

(Attempting To Reduce The Stress In His Life, Waldo "Whip" Gunschott Goes From Being A Wild Animal Trainer, To A Wild Balloon Animal Trainer.)

"Your blood pressure's a little high. Is there any way you can incorporate some aerobic activity into your daily schedule?"

"You know, anyone who wishes he had a remote control for his exercise equipment is missing the idea of exercise equipment."

"Beth says she can come to the dinner party, but she's allergic to nuts. Does that mean we can't invite your brother?"