Health Cartoons

"...and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."

"It's important that you get your high blood pressure under control. It could not only affect your kidney and heart, but also your current brain."

(Say It With Chocolate, St. Valentine's Day, February 14) "Of course you're better off eating grains and vegetables, but for St. Valentine's Day, we've never been very successful with 'Say it with Legumes.'"

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

(Tunnel Of Love) "Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles, and a tricuspid valve that looks deformed. Once we get it patched up, you'll be on your way."

"Heartburn? I like the medication that shows 2 people in a rowboat having a picnic, but Cliff likes the one with 2 people on Roman holiday eating lasagna."

(Food Allergy Testing For Clowns) "Well, you're not allergic to banana cream

"Skunkweed has excellent preventative properties. It prevents guys from getting too close to me on first dates."

"Well, everything turned out perfect! Scarecrow has a brain, the lion found his courage, and the Tin Man got a harp."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."