Health Cartoons

(Diet Donut) "I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted,

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"I'm surprised no one's noticed this before, but your weight gain appears to be a result of your eyes simply being bigger than your stomach."

"The reason I think stress might be a factor in your FMS is because of research, statistics, and the fact that you've straightened out an entire box of paper clips during our conversation."

(Home Defibrillator) "Ever since she got that thing, I'm afraid to fall asleep in my chair."

"Beth says she can come to the dinner party, but she's allergic to nuts. Does that mean we can't invite your brother?"

"Please Mr. Dugan, I'm a podiatrist. I can't be expected to advise you on why your car stalls at stoplights. You'd need to talk to an internist for that."

"Included with today's surgery, we're offering a manicure, pedicure, haircut, and ear wax flush for just $49.95."

"Gordon's always had trouble controlling his appetite at restaurants. I had to explain to him that you're not supposed to pull your chair up to the salad bar."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course."