Health Cartoons
"Stan's taken salmon pills for his arthritis. Other than an urge to swim upstream each Fall, he hasn't experienced any side effects."
"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."
"Just another ten minutes and the back spasms should be gone."
"In what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affecting your job?"
"Why don't we talk to your doctor about adjusting your medication, and then see about building that underground railroad to all your friends' homes."
"Oh sure, the ocean went back out - this time."
"I realize the diagnosis is serious and raises many questions, but let's try to address them in order. We'll look at various treatment options, make a list of the best clinics to consider, and then determine what color ribbon you should be wearing."
"The mailman thinks I have bursitis, but I'd like to get a second opinion from my accountant."
"I saw my pathologist today and he was very thorough in his recommendations. He said we should start with the lobster bisque, have the venison, and finish with the profiteroles."
"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."