Health Cartoons

"In what way do you see your Chronic Fatigue Syndrome affecting your job?"
"Why don't we talk to your doctor about adjusting your medication, and then see about building that underground railroad to all your friends' homes."
"Oh sure, the ocean went back out - this time."
"I realize the diagnosis is serious and raises many questions, but let's try to address them in order. We'll look at various treatment options, make a list of the best clinics to consider, and then determine what color ribbon you should be wearing."
"The mailman thinks I have bursitis, but I'd like to get a second opinion from my accountant."
"I saw my pathologist today and he was very thorough in his recommendations. He said we should start with the lobster bisque, have the venison, and finish with the profiteroles."
"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."
"You can kiss me all you want, but I still don't think it's going to cure my CFS."
"Watching Game shows all day masked the highs, but when I started weeping through dog food commercials, I knew I had a problem."
"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response'."
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