Health Cartoons
"I was just surprised you put the word "marriage" next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."
(Diet Donut) "I'll have two lettuce filled, three carrot glazed, five celery frosted,
"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."
"The way I understand it, the reason I was getting cold and tired was because my body wasn't making enough insulation."
"I see what's blocking your airway. Apparently, someone said something at some point that just stuck in your craw."
"C'mon Darrel! Someone with diabetes shouldn't be lying around all day. Whereas someone with no life, like myself, has a very good reason."
"My hunch, Mr. Pesko, is that you're still making mountains out of molehills."
"This isn't some sort of fad diet, is it?"
"No diabetes is not fatal, it's not contagious, and it doesn't mean you'll always get half my desserts."
"Sorry! I was just feeling a bit hypoglycemic, and I forgot to bring a snack with me."