Health Cartoons

"I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery."
"Okay, you're posture's very good. Now relax, concentrate, and slowly let go of your cell phone."
(That Evening At The Hypoglycemia Support Group, A Noted Endocrinologist Gave a 5 1/2 hour Non-Stop Lecture on Diet And Hormone Therapy. The Audience Left Dizzy, Confused and Hungry.)
"The kids love it when Chuck meditates."
"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."
(Attempting To Reduce The Stress In His Life, Waldo "Whip" Gunschott Goes From Being A Wild Animal Trainer, To A Wild Balloon Animal Trainer.)
"Your blood pressure's a little high. Is there any way you can incorporate some aerobic activity into your daily schedule?"
"You know, anyone who wishes he had a remote control for his exercise equipment is missing the idea of exercise equipment."
(Herbal Remedies) "Is there an herbal remedy for acute option shock?"
"...and at your age, it wouldn't hurt to go see the blacksmith a little more regularly, too."
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