Health Cartoons

"Medicare's Part D drug policies are a little confusing. They'll cover my heart medications, but nothing for galvanizing, lubricants, or corrosion inhibitors."

"Here's a tip- if you hear yourself snoring, you're meditating too deeply."

"Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig

"I usually mix my meditations. Today I'm doing healing insight, and bad hair day meditations."

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

"It's important that you get your high blood pressure under control. It could not only affect your kidney and heart, but also your current brain."

(Say It With Chocolate, St. Valentine's Day, February 14) "Of course you're better off eating grains and vegetables, but for St. Valentine's Day, we've never been very successful with 'Say it with Legumes.'"

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

(Tunnel Of Love) "Be just a minute, folks. We got a hole between the atria and both ventricles, and a tricuspid valve that looks deformed. Once we get it patched up, you'll be on your way."

"Heartburn? I like the medication that shows 2 people in a rowboat having a picnic, but Cliff likes the one with 2 people on Roman holiday eating lasagna."