Health Cartoons

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"I think my family's finally accepted my new way of cooking. I've eliminated all of the gluten, some of the fat, and most of the sarcasm."

"It's like any other pacemaker, but it comes with an internal iPod docking accessory."

"This position is good for reaching inner calm, mental clarity, and things that roll behind the refrigerator."

(Mona managed a workout wherever she went. Mailing a letter. At the Mall. Grocery shopping. Doing the laundry.)

"This read out shows your heart rate, blood pressure, bone density, skin hydration, plaque buildup, liver function and expected lifetime."

"I am following the schedule! Today I skipped the rope, then I skipped the weights, then I skipped the crunches."

"My body type? I'm an 'M.' But I'd like to get down to an 'N,' maybe an 'H.'"

"I do most of my lunging at the 70% off table at Neiman Marcus."

"I'm tired of everyone pulling my strings."