Health Cartoons

"You can lay on it if you want, but my channeling energy through your body's chakras isn't going to increase your laptop's battery life."

"Exactly what type of hormone replacement therapy are you taking?"

"Medicare's Part D drug policies are a little confusing. They'll cover my heart medications, but nothing for galvanizing, lubricants, or corrosion inhibitors."

"Here's a tip- if you hear yourself snoring, you're meditating too deeply."

"Oh dear, it's Troy's Harpo-glycemia. I can always tell - fatigue, confusion, the compulsion to play the harp in a trench coat and fright-wig

"I usually mix my meditations. Today I'm doing healing insight, and bad hair day meditations."

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

(Once Again Ronald Felt People Were Avoiding Him Just Because He Had Hepatitis C.)

"You can stay with your current employer's health care plan, opt for Medical Part D, or randomly pick 20 generic drugs from our Rotating Cage of Prescription Drug Coverage Plan."