Health Cartoons

"Exactly what type of hormone replacement therapy are you taking?"

"You can lay on it if you want, but my channeling energy through your body's chakras isn't going to increase your laptop's battery life."

"Hypoglycemia? Well, maybe. But, like that pain in your shoulder, it could be a lot of things."

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

(Once Again Ronald Felt People Were Avoiding Him Just Because He Had Hepatitis C.)

"You can stay with your current employer's health care plan, opt for Medical Part D, or randomly pick 20 generic drugs from our Rotating Cage of Prescription Drug Coverage Plan."

"I thought it would encourage you to reduce your sodium intake. It's a salt dispenser in the shape of a constricted artery."

"Okay, you're posture's very good. Now relax, concentrate, and slowly let go of your cell phone."

(That Evening At The Hypoglycemia Support Group, A Noted Endocrinologist Gave a 5 1/2 hour Non-Stop Lecture on Diet And Hormone Therapy. The Audience Left Dizzy, Confused and Hungry.)

"The kids love it when Chuck meditates."