Sports & Recreation Cartoons

(Jerry Fails To Heed The Dive Guide's Request That No One Eat A Heavy Lunch Before The Dive.) (Hey-who's gonna know?)

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

(Doug shows the vacation video he shot diving among the pool toys) "Watch how close I'm able to get to the Noodles."

"Well, it's partially their fault for putting a restaurant that close to the chairlift."

"Relax, we're not lost! I have a chart and I know how to read it. Like, right now I can tell you we're in the galley."

"Do you have to do that now?" "Go ahead - try to steal it ..."

(Tiny Lagoon Dive Tours - Dive among our many man made reefs) "Did you want to take the Schwinn bicycle dive, the Weber gas grill dive, or the Craftsman riding lawn mower dive?"

"The new soccer team from the U.K., 'The London Fog,' has just scored the winning goal, and in celebration, the team members are ripping off their double-breasted trench coats, and tossing them into the stands!"

"Honestly - I thought it was an exotic sea urchin. It never occurred to mme that someone would actually snorkel with a toupee on."

(Despite his initial confusion with the name, Scott finished 13th in the Ironman competition.)