Sports & Recreation Cartoons
(Despite his initial confusion with the name, Scott finished 13th in the Ironman competition.)
"This is the 5th time down the slope you've claimed a sudden urge to make a snow angel. Why don't you just admit you're falling?"
(Boat For Sale) "Very clever, but how much do you want for the boat without the bottle?"
"Heck of a slide tackle! We should have you out in a few minutes."
(It Wasn't Long Before Bill And Irwin Decided To Try Diving As A Way To Pass The Time)
"I hate when my English teacher referees a soccer match. She gives red cards for 'bad language', and 'poor grammar.'"
(Jerry Fails To Heed The Dive Guide's Request That No One Eat A Heavy Lunch Before The Dive.) (Hey-who's gonna know?)
"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."
(Doug shows the vacation video he shot diving among the pool toys) "Watch how close I'm able to get to the Noodles."
"Well, it's partially their fault for putting a restaurant that close to the chairlift."