Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quarterback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still

(Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.)

"My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it."

"Someone should tell Phil he's sauteing three of my lures in that pan of onions and garlic."

"Not the most accurate kicker we've ever had, but definitely the strongest."

"Freeze!!" "I see Officer Ruiz is coaching the girls youth soccer team this year."

(Montana Football)

(Pharmacy) "Let's see - I'll need some children's aspirin for my players and some sedatives for their parents."

"I birdied the 5th, 6th and 10th holes. Unfortunately it was while I was playing the 3rd, 7th and 12th hole."

"What kind of line do I use when I go fishing? Usually, 'I'm only doinf this to save money on our food budget, honey.'"