Sports & Recreation Cartoons

(Home - Visitor) "Hey! When I said take out the person who's making us lose, I didn't mean the score keeper!"

"Sure, you can call your own plays, as long as they fire you when we lose."

"We covered the basics today - hitting the ball, tying our shoelaces, and why I have hair growing out my nose."

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quarterback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still

(Great Cricket Rivalries: Sussex vs. Kent for the Last Parking Space at the Wicket 'N Bails Pub.)

"My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it."

"Someone should tell Phil he's sauteing three of my lures in that pan of onions and garlic."

"Not the most accurate kicker we've ever had, but definitely the strongest."

"Freeze!!" "I see Officer Ruiz is coaching the girls youth soccer team this year."

(Montana Football)