Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"My golf teacher is also a psychiatrist. I still play as badly as I always have, but now I blame my mother and father for it."

"I don't know if the deluxe helmet is any safer or not. It keeps tipping him over."

"Someone's got to break it to Mr. Swanzy that his son is just too young to play third base."

(The Harrisons Enjoyed Indoor Furniture Biking) "Awesome move, Mom."

(Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned."

"I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises."

"That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!"

"Well, this puts a whole new spin on handicapping."

"I don't think I want you in the wide receiver position right now, Danny. Unless you think you're going to grow another few inches between now and the 4th quarter."

"Listen, thanks. I'll return them as soon as I get the wheels fixed."