Sports & Recreation Cartoons

(Montana Football)

"I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises."

"That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!"

"Well, this puts a whole new spin on handicapping."

"I don't think I want you in the wide receiver position right now, Danny. Unless you think you're going to grow another few inches between now and the 4th quarter."

"Listen, thanks. I'll return them as soon as I get the wheels fixed."

"There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it - stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both."

"Just how much do you think you can embarrass me? If you think I'm going to the basketball game with you wearing those ridiculous socks, you are sadly mistaken."

"Hold up. I think we're lost. Anybody got a compass?"" "Aha. And they laughed when I packed drafting equipment."

"It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football."