Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quarterback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still

"It's a horse racing software program. It analyzes my betting history and makes suggestions. Right now it's suggesting I bet on football."

"First of all, that's not a legal strategy, and secondly, Kevin, I can't believe you didn't notice what Travis shoved down your shorts."

"I don't know if the deluxe helmet is any safer or not. It keeps tipping him over."

"Someone's got to break it to Mr. Swanzy that his son is just too young to play third base."

(The Harrisons Enjoyed Indoor Furniture Biking) "Awesome move, Mom."

(Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned."

"I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises."

"That's right, Kevin, it's a fair ball ... coming right your way. Hang up Kevin! Kevin - hang up and put your glove on!"

"Well, this puts a whole new spin on handicapping."