Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"Prepare to launch!" "You're kidding! I just had breakfast!"

"Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club."

"That's not what I meant!"

(NHL Deliveries) "I don't know who you are, kid, but goalie practice was over 2 hours ago! This is the NHL kid! You can't show up late! Get in here! I'm not through with you!"

"It's beautiful. How much does the hull displace?" "About half a year's salary."

(Pythagorean Golf - Square Root of 16!)

"Not the most accurate kicker we've ever had, but definitely the strongest."

"Freeze!!" "I see Officer Ruiz is coaching the girls youth soccer team this year."

(Montana Football)

(Pharmacy) "Let's see - I'll need some children's aspirin for my players and some sedatives for their parents."