Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"I don't think I want you in the wide receiver position right now, Danny. Unless you think you're going to grow another few inches between now and the 4th quarter."

"Listen, thanks. I'll return them as soon as I get the wheels fixed."

"There's a slight crack in your frame, but it's hard to tell what caused it - stress, proximity to water, or a combination of both."

"Just how much do you think you can embarrass me? If you think I'm going to the basketball game with you wearing those ridiculous socks, you are sadly mistaken."

"Hold up. I think we're lost. Anybody got a compass?"" "Aha. And they laughed when I packed drafting equipment."

(Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.)

"Idiot! I signaled for a SINKER!"

"Can I use it coach? My Dad made it for me from an old telephone pole."

"I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown?

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."