Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"I don't know if the deluxe helmet is any safer or not. It keeps tipping him over."

"Someone's got to break it to Mr. Swanzy that his son is just too young to play third base."

(The Harrisons Enjoyed Indoor Furniture Biking) "Awesome move, Mom."

(Philip Nye-Cycle Chiropractor) "I can feel tension and fatigue in the handlebars. Let's get it on the couch and I'll manipulate the frame until the wheels are aligned."

"I'm sure it does help you control the ball, but I'd still like to do some non-peanut butter dribbling exercises."

"Can I use it coach? My Dad made it for me from an old telephone pole."

(Spelling Bee Ball Had Little Influence On The Game We Know Today.)

"Idiot! I signaled for a SINKER!"

"I appreciate the poetry of Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' too. But could you not call the Offensive End a 'frumious Bandersnatch' every time he makes a touchdown?

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."