Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"Do you have to do that now?" "Go ahead - try to steal it ..."

(Tiny Lagoon Dive Tours - Dive among our many man made reefs) "Did you want to take the Schwinn bicycle dive, the Weber gas grill dive, or the Craftsman riding lawn mower dive?"

"Prepare to launch!" "You're kidding! I just had breakfast!"

"Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club."

"That's not what I meant!"

(NHL Deliveries) "I don't know who you are, kid, but goalie practice was over 2 hours ago! This is the NHL kid! You can't show up late! Get in here! I'm not through with you!"

"It's beautiful. How much does the hull displace?" "About half a year's salary."

(Pythagorean Golf - Square Root of 16!)

"So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?"

"Remember, it's not proper etiquette to immediately talk business on a golf outing. Wait until at least the 6th hole to bring up the pool toy account."