Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

(Doug shows the vacation video he shot diving among the pool toys) "Watch how close I'm able to get to the Noodles."

"Hey - at least wait until the puck comes down before you criticize my slap shot."

"Don't worry. I brought the charts. Now, what are you, Leo or Capricorn?"

(Gilligan's Sand Trap) "Skipper, Ginger and I thought this was going to be a 3-hour game! We've been here for over six months!" "Stand clear, Gilligan. Let the professor try the sand wedge he made out of a shell and one of Mr. Howell's swizzle sticks."

"Prepare to launch!" "You're kidding! I just had breakfast!"

"Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club."

"That's not what I meant!"

(NHL Deliveries) "I don't know who you are, kid, but goalie practice was over 2 hours ago! This is the NHL kid! You can't show up late! Get in here! I'm not through with you!"

"It's beautiful. How much does the hull displace?" "About half a year's salary."