Sports & Recreation Cartoons

"Relax, we're not lost! I have a chart and I know how to read it. Like, right now I can tell you we're in the galley."

"Do you have to do that now?" "Go ahead - try to steal it ..."

(Gilligan's Sand Trap) "Skipper, Ginger and I thought this was going to be a 3-hour game! We've been here for over six months!" "Stand clear, Gilligan. Let the professor try the sand wedge he made out of a shell and one of Mr. Howell's swizzle sticks."

"Prepare to launch!" "You're kidding! I just had breakfast!"

"Come on David, quit whining. You knew we enact stif penalties for rule infractions at this club."

"That's not what I meant!"

(NHL Deliveries) "I don't know who you are, kid, but goalie practice was over 2 hours ago! This is the NHL kid! You can't show up late! Get in here! I'm not through with you!"

"It's beautiful. How much does the hull displace?" "About half a year's salary."

(Pythagorean Golf - Square Root of 16!)

"So, how's a guy from the desert become interested in sailing?"