Technology Cartoons

"I tell you, it looks like Danny, it sounds like Danny, but it's NOT Danny!! I think the MAC has created an alias of Danny! You can see it in his eyes - little wrist watch icons."

"You the guy having trouble staying connected to the network?"

"You ever get the feeling this project could just up and die at any moment?"

"Well, here's what happened - I forget to put it on my to do list."

(Tarzan - Lord of the Web) "...and then one day it hit Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle - where future in that?"

"It's an e-mail from my mother. She wants me to know how happy she is for us."

(Danger Wild Rhinocerous) - "Now maybe these folks got a decent disaster recovery system plan and maybe they don't..".

"I assume you'll be forward thinking enough to allow .dog as a valid domain name."

"This model comes with a particularly useful function - the simulated static button for breaking out of long- winded conversations."

"This part of the test tells us whether you are personally suited to the job of network administrator."