Technology Cartoons

"This model comes with a particularly useful function - the simulated static button for breaking out of long- winded conversations."

"This part of the test tells us whether you are personally suited to the job of network administrator."

"Before the Internet, we were only bustin' chops locally. But now, with our Web site, we're bustin' chops all over the world."

"So far he's called up a cobra, 2 pythons, and a bunch of skinks, but not the file we're looking for."

"Your database is beyond repair, but before I tell you our backup recommendation, let me ask you a question. How many index cards do you think will fit on the walls of your computer room?"

"I tell you, it looks like Danny, it sounds like Danny, but it's NOT Danny!! I think the MAC has created an alias of Danny! You can see it in his eyes - little wrist watch icons."

"You the guy having trouble staying connected to the network?"

"You ever get the feeling this project could just up and die at any moment?"

"Well, here's what happened - I forget to put it on my to do list."

(Tarzan - Lord of the Web) "...and then one day it hit Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle - where future in that?"