Technology Cartoons

"My God! I've gained 9 pixels!"

"The kids are getting up right now. When we wired the house we added vibrating pager technology to their bunk beds."

(ANY AMOUNT WILL HELP) "And tell David to come in out of the hall. I found a way to adjust our project budget estimate."

"...so if you have a message for someone, you write it on a piec of paper and put it on their refrigerator. It's just until we get our email fixed."

"He saw your laptop and wants to know if he can check his email."

"Okay - you were right, I was wrong. F5 opens the garage door, and F6 backs the car out."

"Hey - let's put scanned photos of ourselves through the ripple filter and see if we can make ourselves look weird."

"Before the Internet, we were only bustin' chops locally. But now, with our Web site, we're bustin' chops all over the world."

"So far he's called up a cobra, 2 pythons, and a bunch of skinks, but not the file we're looking for."

"Your database is beyond repair, but before I tell you our backup recommendation, let me ask you a question. How many index cards do you think will fit on the walls of your computer room?"